The Third Council was bestowed the honour of maintaining a standard of weights across the Gang, and is today still solely focused on their noble mission. The Fourth Council was known to locals as the Meticulous Medics, eradicators of eczema and erectile dysfunction, mighty in their maintainment of salubrity, and dispatchment of malaria, mumps and meningitis. We finally come to the Fifth Council, given, in the words of the Grand Otek Uuzilafurz of Ravenna, the hardest task, that being the…